Had someone told him fifteen years ago that he would have a mostly platonic relationship with a werewolf, Kol might have laughed and proceeded to slice open one of the speakers arteries and moved on. Yet that was exactly what had happened. He had travelled to the small Californian city of Beacon Hills to kill the pack of werewolves whom claimed to be the Alpha Pack. Not because he wanted to save anyone, but simply because the Alpha’s were the strongest breed of werewolf and Kol had been without a decent fight for a century.
It was what brought him to the local pack, the broken Hale clan and his brat pack of teenagers. He had thought it was amusing, watching the broken and the lonely come together to fight a common enemy, and though he had never really bothered to show much interest to the brats, Derek had been an entirely different scenario.
Kol stood upon the porch of the rebuilt home of the Hale family and wrapped his knuckles against the solid wooden door, not that he really needed too. Derek was sure to have smelt him by now, or heard the engine of his car. “Been a while Derek”

| Anonymous: "Tyler Lockwood and Scott McCall could be brothers." ...I'd believe it : ) they are so half brothers and lydia is their half sister. theory1 scott and tyler are cousins and than lydia's mom married tyler's dad and had tyler OR theory 2 Scott's dad was with lydia's mom and scott's mom leading to lydia's mom entering her second marriage with tyler's father and having tyler : P | ||
CAROL! I loveth Carol. She was beautiful. Carol and Melissa could bond over how they married dicks, but Carol still loved Richard and Melissa no longer loved Papa McCall because he’s a twit. |
Tyler Lockwood and Scott McCall could be brothers.
edit: Seriously look at that shit


Sometimes I laugh at people who say they can’t do Starters.
Because starters are the easiest things for me to write, meanwhile…
what is replies?
To the anon in my ask box, likely the same person,
I will not be publishing your critique because it is not constructive, and if I actually gave a flying fuck what you thought your words might have hurt.
But I don’t give a flying fuck, and thus your words do not hurt me and you are still a rude bitch.
Go drink some arsenic and cool down or something idc.
So he was doing this free of his brother? Without Niklaus in the picture, Caroline couldn’t think of any reason for the visit from the young Original. Caroline had only seen him..twice.. and she wasn’t expecting to ever see him again. There was no reason for him to ever come around and she was tried of having all this crap happen to her so why in the world did he feel the need to get here. It took her a bit but her eyes widened and she took a step back from him slowly.
”How did you get in here, what did you do to my mom?”
It was a simple question, once she didn’t actually expect an answer to but the firmness in her voice almost demanded it. Her life might have been in danger but when she thought of her loved ones in that position, it quickly switched to those people. Her safety didn’t matter anymore once she thought of the other people in danger and she hated the thought of anything happening to her mother. Her mom was innocent in all this and since it would have to be her he went through, she felt the panic and anger spread through her veins.
Without thinking, Caroline scoffed lightly at the mention of Elena’s name and she shook her head in disbelief. “Is that what you think? That Elena will give a crap about me if I’m dead? Please, nothing is going to happen if you take it out on me. Elena killed you, so what? She hurt millions of innocent people and I don’t condone that but you’re going to stoop to that level and just randomly kill off people that have nothing to do with it either?”
Kol decided that he wanted to be just like Elena then, didn’t he? It was something she couldn’t imagine but she knew that all this talking was only going to do so much.
Caroline took a nervous step back and to the side as he paced across the room, her eyes moving to the window again and then to the door that he slammed shut. The entire time, she was just trying to decide the best exit and how long it would take her to hop the bed and get to her window. “Killing me isn’t going to get you what you want, Kol. Just, let me go. I won’t tell anyone that I saw you, I swear..just let me go.”
“She’s alive if that’s what you’re worried about.” Kol confided blatantly, he had no reason to kill the Sheriff and besides, killing the Sheriff could get messy and as eager as he was to burn the city of Mystic Falls to the ground, he wasn’t ready to do that just yet. Not until he watched Elena slowly dive into grief stricken despair. “I think you underestimate your worth to the Little Gilbert, Caroline.”
The new vampire was a pest, and with her humanity off she had severed all emotional relationships in an effort to protect herself from her own feelings, it was the same with any new vampire who switched it off. It was a coping mechanism for the new borns, which was exactly why an older vampire couldn’t flip the switch, only pretend they felt nothing. For Kol it was different, he wasn’t pretending.
“You seem to have a misguided sense of understanding towards me,” Kol observed and his smile didn’t quite reach his cold hazel eyes, it was a Cheshire smile, a tricksters smile. “I would gladly kill ever last person in this city, if it meant I could bring Elena Gilbert even a sliver of pain. See I don’t care about innocent lives, or being a good person.”
Kol stepped forward carefully, eyes never wavering from the blond in front of him, “What I want, is to destroy Elena’s life. That starts with you. So no, I won’t let you go.”

(Source: psychotickol)
| Anonymous: why didn't you post the anonymous question? or whatever it was | ||
Questions for the Mun
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To the anon currently in my Ask Box.
Though I understand that I am the worlds slowest roleplayer in the history of online roleplaying, you are a rude bitch.
Attempting to make me feel bad about keeping people waiting, and then saying that I’m not as good as so and so is at playing Kol, is you being a rude bitch.
It’s not even constructive criticism.
i had a coffee lounge with Nate Buzolic at Insurgence 5 and he said he might be getting cast for Game of Thrones and now i’m sat here wondering who the hell it could be that he’s playing.. but omg i think i will actually die if it truly does happen it’s like mixing flawless with perfection and i’m not sure I can handle that
(Source: sassysharman)